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[cyrille de brébisson]

Hello,

HP(tm) uses a special plating on USB cable called USBHP(tm) which took over 10 decades to develop by the HP(tm) labs(tm)! And guaranties the BEST possible USB connection.

This plating, uses a high level of the little known HPiumium(tm) element which is the key to an outstanding level of USB connection never seen before!

With HPiumium(tm) platted connectors, your USB device will enumerate faster! run faster! use less power and solve world hunger(tm)!

HP strongly advise all it's user to ONLY use HPiumium(tm) connectors for all USB connections!

HPiumium(tm) connectors are available in the HP(tm) store(tm), starting at the unbelievably low price of $199.99 for the 4" cable and going all the way to $1999.99 for the incredible 25' cable!

Cyrille

PS: THIS IS OF COURSE A HUMORISTIC POST AND SHOULD BE READ AS SUCH!
PS2: I DO NOT SPEAK FOR HP WHEN POSTING HERE!