Got a Prime for X-mas, now what?

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I think HP Prime needs Engineering Edition with SD Card support, serial port (IR optional), may be built-in GSM,3G,LTE,Wifi,bluetooth,camera,mic and no bloody exam mode! Allowed to run machine code and open software architecture. If you can make phone calls from digital camera, tablets WHY not calculator hendheld ??? You could process data and send it by Internet, discuss something using video calls on nice color screen. I'd buy smarphone in form of HP calculator, I swear :-)