HP Forum Archive 13

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HAUNTED CORPORATION... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Message #1 Posted by Norm on 31 Oct 2003, 7:03 p.m. Hi there boys and girls....... HAPPY HALLOWEEEN !!!!!!! Don't you want to go inside the house of Hewlett Packard ? But only if you get past the security gate, listen to it creak........... Screeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Who is inside? Could it be the Carly Creature, on a broom? oooooooaaaaaaa wwwwoooooooooaaaaaaaa Uh oh! Around the corner!! Human Resources!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA! They kill people in there! Look at the blood on the floor !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Whew, found a quiet spot, a little corner just past the haunted coffee machine. AAAAAAA!!!! An eyeball, I saw it in the ceiling, watching my every move! AAAAAA!!!

Re: HAUNTED CORPORATION... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Message #2 Posted by Carly on a broom on 31 Oct 2003, 7:05 p.m., in response to message #1 by Norm HI KIDDIES!!!!!!!! It's CARLY!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE A TRICK? OR A TREAT? How about an HP-32Sii?????? WOULD YOU LIKE ONE OF THESE? See it in my hand here? See this nice HP-32Sii, wouldn't you like it here on Halloweeen?? Go ahead, reach out and take it......... AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR HAND WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT LIKE A GHOST! HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA YOU CAN'T HAVE IT AFTER ALL!!! YOU CAN SEE THE HP-32Sii BUT YOU CAN'T PICK IT UP!!! NO TREAT FOR YOU !!! HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! HERE YOU CAN HAVE THIS OTHER ONE BUT ITS FULL OF BUGS!!!!!! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! AND YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM THE HAUNTED CORPORATION!!!

Angered at you Norm Message #3 Posted by Ghost of Bill on 31 Oct 2003, 9:11 p.m., in response to message #1 by Norm My company would never have been what it became without my faithful army of MBAs to save our engineers from themselves. You have been given a second chance from the great beyond.

Accounting Witches with Kettle Message #4 Posted by Ghost of Enron on 31 Oct 2003, 10:16 p.m., in response to message #1 by Norm bubble bubble toil and trouble........ Heee heee hee heeeeeee ....... more wood on the fire!! Stir with the magic wood stick ! we will cook a magic potion on our magic kettle for the quarterly earning reports Add the magic ingredients of greed and deception..... and cook well ! Soon the stew will be so vile with treachery that nobody will know what is in it ! They won't even know if we made money...... or if we lost money! Heee heeeee heee heeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa *** *bubble bubble bubble bubble *** ** *

Re: Accounting Witches with Kettle Message #5 Posted by Ghost of SCO on 7 Nov 2003, 5:56 p.m., in response to message #4 by Ghost of Enron Hide the bodies well, methinks! Cut and piece and cover the stinks! Move the monies so no one will see, then laugh at the bumblings of the S.E.C. (cue scream.....) insider trading would never be, we all have the spirit of HP!

What happened on Halloween? Message #6 Posted by Norm on 8 Nov 2003, 3:48 a.m., in response to message #5 by Ghost of SCO What happened on Halloween? Got inspired.... came up with some pretty good "haunted corporation" stuff.... but nobody got into it this year . Over here in my town we went to a $10 a ticket haunted house. Kinda fun. Big long line Nobody there over about age 25 (except for me).

Re: What happened on Halloween? Message #7 Posted by Ed Look on 8 Nov 2003, 10:35 p.m., in response to message #6 by Norm I am near a high school and I heard the cops dropped by and gave the kids a "talking to". Some of them went home and told their moms they weren't even going to step out the door (for fear of arrest! I love it!) So only some little kids trick-or-treated... all the others were probably home plotting parabolae on their TIs... or IM-ing on their HP PCs.

Re: What happened on Halloween? Message #8 Posted by Norm on 10 Nov 2003, 3:31 a.m., in response to message #7 by Ed Look Hmmmmmmm........ you say the cops showed up, and threatened to bust all the teenagers, then they didn't trick or treat. This means that you got very few of a certain type of trick or treater: the 6 foot tall teenagers with half-hearted costumes, carrying black garbage bags 3/4 filled with their candy. Instead you got meticulously dressed 3' tall kindergartners, with a little tiny plastic pumpkin that holds about 10 pieces of candy at most . This was a good situation, you got more leftover candy that you get to eat for yourself.

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