HP-15C: A new world record?

[Accutron]

If he's really going to double down on the insanity, he can't simply double the price.

The buyer will be bound and blindfolded, and transported under armed military guard to a GCHQ black site. The buyer will submit to a retinal scan and DNA analysis to confirm their true identity. The buyer will then be permitted to inspect the calculator with a millimeter wave scanner. Upon completing the transaction, the buyer must sign and date a Sales Agreement in virgin blood, and swear an oath of fealty to the seller on a copy of the Gutenberg Bible.

Just imagine what it would be like to buy a car from this guy.