Out Of Town

[d b]

Thomas; Did you read this? He is golden.

"..... I am required to fill out customs forms. Often, people ask me to put false information on those forms so as to save them import duty in their country. I don't know what the jail term is for filling out fraudulent customs forms, and I'm not the least bit curious to find out. I've been told federal prison food is terrible. They use too much salt in the bouillabaisse. So, with a heavy heart, I'll be filling out all customs forms correctly."

If I ever need new rims I'm sending a carrier pigeon to this guy.