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Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - John W Kercheval - 12-20-2014 03:53 PM If you could pick one celebrity and had to design a calc based on his or her celebrity aura who would it be and why? For example, you may pick Donald Trump if you wanted a particularly luxurious calc using fine woods and leathers that would only appreciate in value. Or Jennifer Love Hewitt if you wanted a sleek sexy calc but with little going for it "under the hood." Or Hillary Clinton if you wanted a calc with universal appeal that could solve a nearly unlimited level of high level calculations with 100% precision and accuracy but required simpler calcs to drill down the the finer levels of detail. RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - Maximilian Hohmann - 12-20-2014 06:18 PM Mr. Spock (or, somewhat better looking and very smart in real life: Senator Padmé Amidala). RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - John Galt - 12-20-2014 10:13 PM The Kim Kardashian Kalc: has really big BUTTons. The Paris Hilton Calc: diamond-studded, jewel-encrusted, doesn't do anything The Miley Cyrus Calc: its cover keeps falling off The Pamela Anderson Calc: shows up in a different drawer every night (also available in a male version, the Billy Bob Thornton edition) The George Foreman Calc: most of its keys have identical labels, but it grills great hamburgers. RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - Marcus von Cube - 12-20-2014 10:29 PM The George W Bush Calc: RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - John Galt - 12-20-2014 11:10 PM The Hillary Clinton Calc: subtract two operands = "what difference does it make" The Lois Lerner Calc: the operands were lost The Jonathan Gruber Calc: the operands were stupid The John Roberts Calc: reinterprets the operands The Obama Calc: if you like your operands, you can keep your operands The Elizabeth Warren Calc: you didn't enter the operands, somebody else did that The Ronald Reagan Calc: can't remember the operands The Google Calc: can't forget the operands The Shakira Calc: can't remember to forget the operands The Federal Reserve Calc: all units expressed in trillions. Optional display outriggers plug in to each side for full precision. The Congressional Budget Office Calc: only uses imaginary numbers The Alan Greenspan Calc: only uses irrational numbers (with exuberance!) The Jony Ive Calc: Elegant. Beautiful. Magical. Unbelievably, almost impossibly thin. Unique patented calligraphic numerical display. Don't drop it. The Samsung Calc: ibid. The Sherlock Holmes Calc: displays the answer before you enter the equation The O.J. Simpson Calc: its case is too small The Lang Lanc Calc: has 88 keys The Rush Limbaugh Calc: all answers are right (99.7% of the time) The Bill Maher Calc: all answers are left The Paul Krugman Calc: all answers are wrong The Heisenberg Calc: all answers are uncertain RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - vk6ti - 12-21-2014 12:46 AM If only I could model the calculator around my wife. Apparently, it would know every "bloody" thing RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll - John W Kercheval - 12-21-2014 01:15 AM John Galt= Whatever your real name is, these are excellent replies.