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If he's really going to double down on the insanity, he can't simply double the price.

The buyer will be bound and blindfolded, and transported under armed military guard to a GCHQ black site. The buyer will submit to a retinal scan and DNA analysis to confirm their true identity. The buyer will then be permitted to inspect the calculator with a millimeter wave scanner. Upon completing the transaction, the buyer must sign and date a Sales Agreement in virgin blood, and swear an oath of fealty to the seller on a copy of the Gutenberg Bible.

Just imagine what it would be like to buy a car from this guy.

(03-31-2016 04:36 PM)Accutron Wrote: [ -> ]If he's really going to double down on the insanity, he can't simply double the price.

The buyer will be bound and blindfolded, and transported under armed military guard to a GCHQ black site. The buyer will submit to a retinal scan and DNA analysis to confirm their true identity. The buyer will then be permitted to inspect the calculator with a millimeter wave scanner. Upon completing the transaction, the buyer must sign and date a Sales Agreement in virgin blood, and swear an oath of fealty to the seller on a copy of the Gutenberg Bible.

Just imagine what it would be like to buy a car from this guy.

... and no returns will ever be accepted, once the bloody business transaction is over.

Seriously, I believe this seller is one of us and he is just mocking us for the 1st of April day.

Another funny one:
Astech Hard Case for 555 EUR

(04-06-2016 08:14 PM)Jurgen Keller Wrote: [ -> ]Another funny one:
Astech Hard Case for 555 EUR

Wow, I'm a rich man!!