|Re: funny math stuff - Is this true, Katie?|
Message #3 Posted by cfh on 22 Feb 2007, 6:37 a.m.,
in response to message #2 by Paul Dale
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school...
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"