Message #5 Posted by Carly on 25 June 2003, 3:58 p.m.,
in response to message #4 by Norm
Why are YOU BAD MOUTHING a Brilliant CEO such as myself.
I have implemented sooo many new ideas and products. I have increased the synergy of HP greatly. I have brought Hp into the 21st century. Hp made great strides with the millinium bug and other software issues on my watch.
I have merged Hp with Compaq!!! ME, ME, ME!!!
Soooo, I have done it ALL! I am why Hp is SO GREAT. That is why I got such a nice stock option package for this merger. However since times and the economy have been tough, I DID TAKE a 50% pay cut. And I am sure this helped pay for the second jet I had to acquire when I first became a CEO. I need two jets, so that I do not have to share my jet with some of the other jerks on my board. Also I had the forsight to realize that this might be a good perk for any other company that would merge with Hp, but would be to cheap to supply their CEO with a corporate Jet.
As you can readily discern, I am WAY OUT ahead of you, ALL of YOU!! Often, I laugh so hard at your pathetic pleas for better tools. You engineers have always made me SICK!!! BAH-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAA!!!! Beg, plead, whine, it makes no difference. Oh, I'm sorry, it does. It makes me laugh harder!
Away with you!!
Sincerely and Respectfully Yours,
(this was posted in jest, I can't imagine Carly would even waste a moment in reading this post or any of our complaints, Ron Ross)