Re: By chance I spoke with two attorneys Message #1 Posted by Jim L on 16 Nov 2000, 3:19 p.m.
Yeah I was brewing up some Heroin yesterday, and my accountant said he couldn't omit my heroin profits from my tax return so I shot him and wrote my own return. It's a good thing I do all this in my home.
In light of Dave's request to talk about calculators, I'll stop here. :-)
Police, and IRS, please note: This is NOT a true story!!!
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